剧情介绍
鬼灵精怪的小生（郝劭文饰）父亲娶了新妻子，小生因得罪了新妈妈而给父亲责骂，赌气离家出走。小生游荡中熟悉了校工达叔（吴孟达饰），多番纠缠之下终获达叔收留。达叔暗恋一名卖花的盲女（朱茵饰），假充有钱人天天向她买花送给她，心中希望能够帮她治好眼疾，却有心无力。 达叔任职的高中有一群顽劣的学生，换了多个老师都没法教得成，校长终于悬出五十万重赏徵求新老师。因卖花女眼疾要五十万手术费，达叔遂和小生上乌龙寺学艺，以期练成金刚不坏身回来赚取重赏。艺成回来后，果然把一众顽劣学生治得贴贴服服，校长遂答应申请那笔赏金给达叔。学生阿武（金城武饰）因阿珍而与混混争执，达叔为帮他遂以催眠大法令阿武回到前世，变成李小龙打败混混。 怎料那混混是教育局长的儿子，校长无奈只好取消达叔的赏金。小生见达叔失望，便带他回自己的家偷钱，可惜事败，小生掩护达叔带着钱走，自己给捉了起来。达叔拿了钱给卖花女 作手术费，回到小生的家自首，才发觉小生的身世。一天，达叔重临卖花女的街档，却发觉街档已不在了，变了一所新的花店，店主正是治好眼疾的卖花女
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